-The Fault In Our Stars
“May I see you again?" he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice. I smiled. "Sure" "Tomorrow?" he asked. "Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager." "Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow." I rolled my eyes. "I'm serious," he said. "You don't even know me," I said. I grabbed the book from the center console. "How about I call you when I finish this?" "But you don't even have my phone number," he said. "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book." He broke out into that goofy smile. "And you say we don't know each other."
This picture sums up my life
“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!”
You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
You know what that means?
this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza